Between a dirty find at the Johnny Depp-Amber Heard trial and a surprise guest appearing as the inventor of the scream pad, there was plenty of bathroom-related humor to circulate on Saturday night.
Selena Gomez, who first appeared as a musical guest on “Saturday Night Live” in January 2016, used the opening monologue of her host debut to thank some of her co-stars: Steve Martin – who later appeared as the carefree -lucky creator of the whoopee pillow – Martin Short and Barney, singing the dinosaur’s song “I Love You” with the audience.
She also said that she is single and ready to mingle.
“I’ve heard that ‘SNL’ is a great place to find romance,” said Gomez, listing past hosts who have fallen in love, from Emma Stone and Dave McCary, to Scarlett Johansson and Colin Jost, to Pete Davidson and Kim. Kardashian.
“Since I don’t want to try out dating apps, I just want to get the word out to the universe that I’m manifesting love. And at this point, I’d like to say I’m looking for my soulmate, but at this point, I would take anyone,” she said. which several cast members, including Kyle Mooney and James Austin Johnson, have offered to introduce themselves – even though they’re both married, as she points out.
Gomez – who has taken on roles including a Broadway actress on a show where no one knows her lines, one of three princesses being chosen by a prince who slew a dragon and a fast-moving morning talk show host – has had a few boyfriends in the sketches. .
In one, she is a girlfriend in a long-term relationship, and her boyfriend “competing” in an American-adapted version of the Japanese reality show “Old Enough”, where children are tasked with completing tasks in the world on their own. . In the American version elaborated by “SNL”, a longtime boyfriend must perform the tasks alone.
Gomez’s character Kelsey asks her boyfriend Matt, played by Mikey Day, to do two things “alone. Sephora.
He eventually arrives home in one piece, but with nothing he should have brought, drawing Kelsey’s expected exasperation.
“I’m so proud of him — but that being said, I asked him to get an eyeliner pencil and two shallots, and he brought home 10 pounds of onions and a blush palette for African-American women,” she sighs.
The cool opening on “SNL” featured Depp, played by cast member Kyle Mooney, on the bench at his libel trial against Heard. Depp is suing his ex-wife in Virginia, accusing her of defamation for a December 2018 article in The Washington Post, in which she described herself as “a public figure representing domestic abuse.”
While the article doesn’t mention Depp by name, his lawyers argue that the article defames him for the highly publicized allegations Heard made when he filed for divorce in 2016. Depp says he never physically abused Heard, while Heard – who is suing Depp – says she has been assaulted on more than a dozen occasions.
The two actors have traded accusations in recent weeks, including Depp alleging that Heard once left feces in his bed.
In the “SNL” sketch, Depp’s attorney reproduces surveillance footage imagining the discovery of the feces by hotel staff, who one after another arrive and grimace.
Judge Penny Azcarte, played by Cecily Strong, insists on playing the video and the line of questioning, almost pulling out a bag of popcorn as she goes along. At one point, Heard’s lawyer, played by Heidi Gardner, tries to object and asks how much of the video really needs to be played.
“We don’t have to watch any of this, but we want to – so be quiet,” Strong replies.
Gomez, a co-star with Martin on “Only Murders in the Building,” opened the sketch with the comedian as host of the fictional show “American Inventors,” who was profiling Archie Gizmo of Martin, the “inventor” of the prank. . device.
Gizmo, billed as a “inventor of pranks” and the “longest patent holder in history”, says he had an early prototype made of the pillow but couldn’t decide what sound it should make when someone sat on it.
To his relief, the answer was found when he met Dina Beans, played by Aidy Bryant, who made the perfect gas sound every time she sat down. Martin’s character continues to remember how he falls in love with and marries her, while continuing to draw inspiration from other physical jokes stemming from his misfortune, from the electric doorbell to the can of walnuts with snakes inside.
“She was God’s perfect fool,” Martin mused.
Musical guest Post Malone, who sang the new songs “Cooped Up” and “Love/Hate Letter to Alcohol,” also appeared in some sketches, most notably as a baby in a crib with two other “newborns” from the cast. Gomez’s character in the sketch is supposed to be taking care of the other twin babies, but it turns out they might be watching her and her friends.
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Anyone affected by domestic violence can receive help, advice, information or crisis intervention by calling the National Domestic Violence Hotline at 1-800-799-7233 or visiting the website thehotline.org.