‘SNL’ Turns Full Bathroom Humor With Depp-Heard Judgment Feces In Bed Claim

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“Saturday Night Live” turned full bathroom humor this weekend, showcasing the metaphorical (and potentially literal) dirty laundry of Amber Heard’s alleged defecation in the bed incident highlighted during her ex-boyfriend’s $50 million libel trial. husband Johnny Depp against her.

The cold opening kicked off with Nicole Wallace (Kate McKinnon) on a mock MSNBC segment in which she admits that with a war in Europe and a shortage of baby formula, the trial is not the most “relevant” news, but “No It’s nice to have a piece of news that we call collectively watching and saying “Ugh, I’m glad it’s not me.”

The sketch then moves to the courtroom where Depp’s attorney (Aidy Bryant) claims to have discovered surveillance footage of the ex-couple’s home team finding Heard’s feces in his bed.

Heard’s attorney (Heidi Gardner) opposes the screening of the tapes, saying the footage still wouldn’t prove that Heard was the one who pooped in bed.

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE - Selena Gomez, Post Malone Episode 1825 - Pictured: (lr) Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Melissa Villaseñor and Chris Redd during the Trial Witness Cold Open on Saturday, May 14, 2022

SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE – Selena Gomez, Post Malone Episode 1825 – Pictured: (lr) Kenan Thompson, Ego Nwodim, Melissa Villaseñor and Chris Redd during the Trial Witness Cold Open on Saturday, May 14, 2022
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“That’s true, but I’m going to allow it,” Judge Penny Azcarte (Cecily Strong) counters, “because it sounds like fun and this trial is for fun.”

Bryant then plays back the footage, which showed a man Depp (Kyle Mooney) says is his property manager (Kenan Thompson) entering the room while he was on the phone.

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“Yeah man, you know she cut off that joker’s finger right?” Thompson says over the phone in the fake footage. “Wait a sec,” he says to the person on the other end of the line, sniffling. “Damn, it smells like boo boo in here. It’s coming from this bed.”

He lifts the sheets. “Oh hell no! That’s a boo boo!”

Bryant pauses the video and walks triumphantly across the courtroom. “And there you have it. They found the dookie.”

Strong rejects another objection from Heard’s attorney, saying he would like to continue watching the footage, “because it’s funny”.

As filming continues, Thompson calls in another crew member (Ego Nwodim), who asks Thompson skeptically why he heard “boo boo in his own bed?”

Johnny Depp sued ex-wife Amber Heard in a $50 million libel judgment after she alleged he abused her in a 2018 editorial.

Johnny Depp sued ex-wife Amber Heard in a $50 million libel judgment after she alleged he abused her in a 2018 editorial.
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“Well, remember she already cut off the boy’s finger,” Thompson replied. “And my dad always told me that if a girl cuts her finger, she’ll boo in your bed.”

As Mooney’s Depp smiles and smothers a smile while on the bench, the judge asks him disapprovingly if he’s “finding this trial amusing?”

“A little, yes,” he replies.

“Me too,” she replies, toasting him with a glass of wine. “You’re bad, Captain Jack.”

After watching two more team members discover fecal matter in the video, Strong’s Azcarte says he made his decision at trial.

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She says, “On the one hand, I believe Mr. Depp’s story, but on the other hand, his constant little smile lets me know that this isn’t the first woman you’ve had that she’s pooped in your bed.”

Selena Gomez hosted the episode and Post Malone was the musical guest.

  Host Selena Gomez during monologue on Saturday, May 14, 2022.

Host Selena Gomez during monologue on Saturday, May 14, 2022.
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In reality, Heard’s infamous 2016 defecation incident was revealed in court on April 28, when Depp’s former executive driver and security guard Starling Jenkins III testified that the actress told him about the “surprise” she experienced. left in Depp’s bed after a fight between the ex. -couple when they were together. Jenkins clarified that the “surprise” was the defecation.

“On my side of the bed was human fecal matter,” he recalled. “I laughed. It was so off, it was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh.”

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Depp testified that Heard tried to blame the condition of the bed on his Yorkies teacups.

“I lived with these dogs for many years,” Depp said. “It didn’t come from a dog. It just didn’t.”

Janelle Ash of Fox News contributed to this report.

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